Who Ate all the Chocolate

I'm really craving some chocolate right about now. I'm up working on the post I promised to have done by Sunday and it is now Monday morning. Anyway, I just went to the pantry to retrieve my emergency bag of chocolate chips. Guess what? They are all GONE! Yes, I said gone. One of the children ate all of my chocolate chips. Obviously, I have failed as a parent. I guess I just assumed that males knew better than to eat the last of a woman's chocolate. Now I must teach by revenge. That's right. I found their little boxes of Fruit Gushers, and I'm sitting here eating ALL of them. Hide your chocolate, Ladies. There really are goblins that steal food in the night. They are called children.